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The Defining Chapters

comedycentral:

If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.

Click here to watch the entire segment.

stodgo:

Marlon T. & S. Seymour
Vogue Hommes International France
f/w 2012

stodgo:

Marlon T. & S. Seymour

Vogue Hommes International France

f/w 2012

hopefulblisss:

I’ve seriously been told this too many times to count. I apparently never learn.

hopefulblisss:

I’ve seriously been told this too many times to count. I apparently never learn.

I’m definitely saving this recipe for the future! #YUM

kanyewesticle:

do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does

Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram

I almost have the new York style cheesecake down :)

It is one of my dad’s favorite desserts so I had to make it for father’s day. Only the second attempt, and I must say it came out pretty sweet. well, it looks pretty and it was a little sweet :)

I almost have the new York style cheesecake down :)

It is one of my dad’s favorite desserts so I had to make it for father’s day. Only the second attempt, and I must say it came out pretty sweet. well, it looks pretty and it was a little sweet :)

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.” 

In the mood for my all time favorite movie. Pride and Prejudice

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”

In the mood for my all time favorite movie. Pride and Prejudice

Todays rant

Why is it that when I’m in my own apartment and I know I need to clean things when I get home from work, I’m too lazy to do it? I mean for all eight hours of my work day I’m thinking, “crap, I need to remember to clean my bathroom at home”. And really its not that hard to remember when you see my bathroom. Yet, I’ve spent a week telling myself that, and my bathroom has yet to be cleaned.

However, when I drove to my parents house after work today I some how swept, did the dishes, cleaned the counters and stove in the kitchen, vacuumed, dusted, and made dinner before my parents got off work.

It’s like completely out of character. I clean up after myself, but to do all that without being asked?! Not likely.

My parents were like, “who are you?! Are you on drugs?!?!”.

And I said, “yes. That’s what I did at work today”
(But I didn’t of course! I mean, I was obviously being sarcastic)

Anyway, now that I’ve successfully rambled my way off topic….

Why can’t I have that much productivity at my apartment?? My home wants to be clean and beautiful too!

It sucks.

I’ll just have to hope that one day I’ll be rich. That way I can be just as lazy and pay someone to keep my home pretty.

Sounds like a plan.

Urban dictionary

Has taught me so many things.

Today I learned what a “butt hat” is.

It’s a tramp stamp if you didn’t already know.

Today’s to do list: learn something new
ACCOMPLISHED

I don’t go on Tumblr that often….

but when I do I spend the majority of said time slurking through pictures of Alexander Skarsgard.

A waste of time? Pointless? Maybe a little obsessive?

Sooo worth it

When i first saw Eric and Nora make out.

oceaninwinter:

I was just like…

but then i saw the sex scene and i was like

Thank You

Random girl walking out of the science building. I appreciate your smile and that you like my hair. It made my day.